Another Weekend Excursion

I went out with a few guy friends again this week and realized that all they wanted to do was find some ladies to hook up with.  During my time with them, I started to realize how little they actually knew about women.  I started chuckling at their lack of "game" and understanding.  It was truly hilarious to me.

As they were talking about a few girls at a distance, I started breaking down what I was seeing and what was going on in the girls' minds.  Turns out that we all got drunk and decided to quiz them on how correct I was.  See, my friends didn't believe me so they had to find out if I was making stuff up or correct.

We pulled one girl aside and I told her my prediction.  I told her this:

"You started to pull away from the two guys you were with because they were both flirting with you too much and competing.  You never really had interest in them anyway.  Instead, you like them as friends and just wanted to have fun tonight.  You started looking around for some of your girl friends because they were kind of far away and you needed to get away.  Then one girl came over.  Sadly, judging by your overreaction, your least favorite of the entire group came over but you acted anyway out of joy that a girl was there.  In actuality, you just got out of a serious relationship and you aren't ready to start anything.  It wasn't your idea to come out tonight...your friends forced you to."

She then slapped me in the face.  She told me I was "too right" and that I must have talked to her ex.

I understand the female mind WAY better than the male. :)